Seriously, just living in LA should get you on this list. But I digress. This specific entry regards breaking a police blockade (to ENTER the blocked zone) by guile and stealth, abusing alleys and secret service entrances of hotels and shady establishment (opium dens, no doubt) to get to a fancy restaurant just in time to listen some live improv jazz while in the street the police shoots tear gas rubber bullets on the crowd. And then finish the evening with a fine dinner, while the pillar of society crumble around you.
At least the restaurant was fine.